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Posted by Jinnistan
10/18/2023 10:08 am
#61

Rock wrote:

They turn Freddy into an unambiguous pedophile. I guess it was implied in the earlier movies (I believe Craven “softened” it to child murderer), but it still has him making wisecracks while rubbing this in your face.

It seems even more egregious since Jackie Earle Haley had just played a pedophile in Little Children as well.  Not so much on-the-nose as up-the-septum.


 
Posted by Jinnistan
10/18/2023 10:09 am
#62

Rock wrote:

I don’t know if I was necessarily thinking De Palma, but Midnight is especially good when it comes to blocking and compositions that take full advantage of the aspect ratio.

I saw a lot of Dressed to Kill in that one specifically.


 
Posted by Jinnistan
10/18/2023 11:17 am
#63



Amatuerish movies can either be charming or irritating, depending on your disposition.  This one, directed by one of the few women filmmakers in erotic horror, Roberta Findlay, is worth considering on that front.  The cheapness is adequetely campy, the moustaches are duly fermented, and overall it's more fun than it is drudgery.  Good stuff, except maybe for the ill-advised Puerto Rican stereotypes.  But, hey, 1985, right?

7/10




This is unquestionably a better example of a solid zero-budget horror film that makes the most of its mother-of-invention imagination.  It helps that using dream logic as your default, it does wonders for excusing things like continuity errors, spatial distortions and other technical limitations.  But more importantly, this film makes the most, conceptually, out of its dream-reality constructs, and it's abundantly clear throughout the film that the film is made by smart, creative and very clever young filmmakers.  This, which is basically barely above student film standards, should be regarded next to the Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Robert Rodriguez peers of the time.  Indefatigably interesting.

8.5/10
 


 
Posted by crumbsroom
10/18/2023 12:29 pm
#64


Dreadful regional horror film from New Orleans. Makes terrible use of its swampy bayou locations. Even worse use of full body denim ensembles. Lots of shots of watersnakes and unibrows.



Midly (very midly) charming nudist colony monster movie. Mostly boobs and butts though. The monster is just an ugly middle aged man stumbling around and waving his arms as if looking for a grope.


 

 
Posted by Rock
10/18/2023 2:11 pm
#65

I still need to dive deeper into Roberta Findlay’s work, but horror-wise, A Woman’s Torment is worth a look. It’s like a pornographic Repulsion, and I think the raggedy quality (in part due to the lead actress having left the production partway through) add to the sense of psychological instability. Very funny supporting performances by Jake Teague and Marlene Willoughby. There is a softcore version, but I think the bluntness of the hardcore footage (which Findlay apparently hated shooting and would delegate to an AD) work in the movie’s favour.


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Posted by crumbsroom
10/18/2023 2:33 pm
#66

Jinnistan wrote:



Amatuerish movies can either be charming or irritating, depending on your disposition.  This one, directed by one of the few women filmmakers in erotic horror, Roberta Findlay, is worth considering on that front.  The cheapness is adequetely campy, the moustaches are duly fermented, and overall it's more fun than it is drudgery.  Good stuff, except maybe for the ill-advised Puerto Rican stereotypes.  But, hey, 1985, right?

7/10




This is unquestionably a better example of a solid zero-budget horror film that makes the most of its mother-of-invention imagination.  It helps that using dream logic as your default, it does wonders for excusing things like continuity errors, spatial distortions and other technical limitations.  But more importantly, this film makes the most, conceptually, out of its dream-reality constructs, and it's abundantly clear throughout the film that the film is made by smart, creative and very clever young filmmakers.  This, which is basically barely above student film standards, should be regarded next to the Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Robert Rodriguez peers of the time.  Indefatigably interesting.

8.5/10
 

I love both of these

Not to mention, a soft love for Dark August.

 
Posted by Rock
10/19/2023 9:26 am
#67

I’ve now finished with the F13, NOES and Halloween series. What I can say for all three is that I like the first one the best, and that Part 4 is substantially better than Part 5.


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Posted by Jinnistan
10/23/2023 11:15 am
#68

Eloy de la Iglesia










Going from Mexico to Spain, these three films consist of Iglesia's early 70s horror output.  The first two are wholly faithful to the giallo aesthetic, with vibrant colors, slow and calculated zoom and tracking compositions, attractive actors and imitation-Morricone scores.  And like giallos generally, they are less traditional horror films than Hitchcockian thrillers with slasher elements and V8 blood. 

Cannibal Man has no cannibalism (all of these films have multiple titles from different countries), but makes the constant allusion with our killer (Vicente Parra) working in a slaughterhouse.  Due to an unfortunate series of circumstances, he finds himself responsible for a number of murders and an increasing burden to cover them up, ie dumping remains into the slaughterhouse vats.  All the while, he's unsuspectingly being spied by a neighbor (unmentioned but obviously gay) whose motives are uncertain.

No One Heard the Scream is similarly also a succession of unfortunate circumstances, almost a comedy of errors, ever-increasing complications that find Vincente Parra (again) bonding with his beautiful neighbor (Carmen Savilla) in sympathetic complicity.  Cannibal is the better straight horror film of the two, but Scream has the more canny script, with even more complicated motives and agendas and twists, both of our attractive leads playing their cards close to the chest for most of the film.

Murder in a Blue World is easily the most interesting of the three films, but the slasher element is somewhat sidelined.  It's a bald-faced rip-off of Clockwork Orange (even blatantly citing both that film and Kubrick by name right off the bat) which has a near-future, fascistic society decor'd in moddish designs and colors where a band of young hoodlums (red motorcycle helmets replacing the black bowlers) rampage the denizens.  We see a similar Ludavico treatment, administered by Robert Wagner lookalike Chris Mitchum.  Where the film diverges from Clockwork is the addition of a mysterious nurse with her own nocturnal peccidilloes, played (again, with a wink) by Sue Lyons, who's also helpfully seen reading the Nabokov book just in case.  This film also makes the fascistic nature of its society more explicit than Clockwork, with a Reichsadler eagle being the ubiquitous national emblem, and making more explicit the homosexual implications which Kubrick only explored in a couple of humorous allusions.  (The fascist/homoerotic connection may prove offensive to some, depending on one's sense of humor.)

It's noteable that these films managed to skirt the Spanish Franco regime's censors, although the Franco regime was in its final stage, finally ending in 1975.  Blue World is especially significant being produced in a late-fascist country.  After Franco's death, Iglesia would forgo horror and concentrate on more openly politically and sexually charged films for the remainder of his career.  Many of his fans may very well see these as among his more minor work, but I have yet to explore his oeuvre further.

All: 7.5/10
 


 
Posted by Rock
10/23/2023 11:12 pm
#69

I quite enjoyed The Cannibal Man when I watched it some years ago. Made an interesting companion piece to Maniac thanks to the element of psychological deterioration. (I was binging video nasties at the time. I assume Cannibal Man made it onto the list just from the title, as the movie isn't all that graphic.)  I should probably make time for the rest. I think some of Iglesia's later movies got restorations recently and seem to be well received in my Letterboxd circle.

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Posted by Jinnistan
10/26/2023 11:28 pm
#70

There might be a couple of  films left on my itinerary, but I think I'm going to spend the month's last few days indulging in some old familiar favorites, or films I haven't seen in some time. 

I do have to say something about this new film Five Nights at Freddy's which may look like cheesy fun from the outside.  It seems to be about one of those old Chucky Cheese/ShowBiz Pizza animatronic restaurant/arcades where, I guess, the animatronics have gone awry.  My interest is dampened because this also happened to be the scenario of one of this season's episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, called "Risk E. Rat's Pizza and Amusement Center".  Now I understand that Five Nights is a decade-old video game (that I've never seen), so they probably have the prerogative here, but I'm just guessing that this Blumhouse production will not be able to be nearly as deliriously enjoyable as the final minute and a half of the Sunny show.  I'm going to wager.  But good for the Gang for beating the punch.
 


 
Posted by Rock
10/26/2023 11:36 pm
#71

I’m heading into rewatches pretty soon, but I did manage to make a few great discoveries (The Shout, The Incubus, The Last Man on Earth) within the last few days, so I think it’s been a good run.


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Posted by Rock
10/26/2023 11:44 pm
#72

Jinnistan wrote:

There might be a couple of  films left on my itinerary, but I think I'm going to spend the month's last few days indulging in some old familiar favorites, or films I haven't seen in some time. 

I do have to say something about this new film Five Nights at Freddy's which may look like cheesy fun from the outside.  It seems to be about one of those old Chucky Cheese/ShowBiz Pizza animatronic restaurant/arcades where, I guess, the animatronics have gone awry.  My interest is dampened because this also happened to be the scenario of one of this season's episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, called "Risk E. Rat's Pizza and Amusement Center".  Now I understand that Five Nights is a decade-old video game (that I've never seen), so they probably have the prerogative here, but I'm just guessing that this Blumhouse production will not be able to be nearly as deliriously enjoyable as the final minute and a half of the Sunny show.  I'm going to wager.  But good for the Gang for beating the punch.
 

Disappointed to learn that this is directed by Emma Tammi. I really liked The Wind when I saw it at TIFF a few years ago. This does not look like a worthy follow up.


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Posted by Rock
10/26/2023 11:49 pm
#73

I will say considering some of the digressions I went on (tying up a few franchises, all the 2000s horror), I think my batting average this month was better than expected. Only a few wretched films, and most of them I expected to be bad anyway. The only surprise there was Tourist Trap, which I found boring as shit. Genuinely don’t understand the cult following with this one. Any random first wave slasher is more entertaining.


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Posted by Jinnistan
10/27/2023 12:06 am
#74

Rock wrote:

I did manage to make a few great discoveries (The Shout)

I hope that was the Jerzy Skolimowski film, a favorite of mine.


 
Posted by Rock
10/27/2023 12:19 am
#75

Yes sir. Simultaneously really funny and really creepy. Loved Alan Bates as Evil Matt Berry.

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Posted by crumbsroom
10/27/2023 10:46 am
#76

I love The Shout. I was surprised when I came upon it on one of my video renting tirades, where I was only renting shit I'd never even remotely heard of, that it was so under the radar. Usually the things I loved during that period, I mostly understood why they didn't have much of an audience. Not that one though. Nice job of Criterion for pulling it out of obscurity.

 
Posted by crumbsroom
10/27/2023 10:47 am
#77

Rock wrote:

I will say considering some of the digressions I went on (tying up a few franchises, all the 2000s horror), I think my batting average this month was better than expected. Only a few wretched films, and most of them I expected to be bad anyway. The only surprise there was Tourist Trap, which I found boring as shit. Genuinely don’t understand the cult following with this one. Any random first wave slasher is more entertaining.

Tourist Trap isn't great. But the opening of it is. Then it's all downhill after that.
 

 
Posted by crumbsroom
10/27/2023 10:51 am
#78


Leave it to Mexicans to make a film about singing cowboys, horny space vampire women, and a batch of abducted "men" monsters made out of paper mache let loose on the countryside. It's not great, but it's a nice diversion that's equal parts amateurish stupidity, and mildly inspired weird moments.
 

 
Posted by Rampop II
10/30/2023 2:47 pm
#79




Plenty scary occult flick. You'll recognize most of the chops; Narilya Gulmongkolpech (there's one for you, Ray) clearly took plenty of cues from Linda Blair, though her incarnation of a possessed girl is far from bedridden (reminiscent of Drag Me to Hell). Blair Witch's "found footage" style is in effect (though the film seems to strectch out of strict documentary mode from time–to–time, and is all the better for it), and we get a little of that J–horror "ghoul caught on surveillance cam" effect. But these familiar techniques are used to the film's own ends with its own plot that's original enough, and the cultural setting lends additional freshness, rich with its own traditions about spirits and demons. The main characters seem like real people (as opposed to movie stars), and even though a lot of the scares will be predictable (and the handheld cams occasionally overbearing) to seasoned horror veterans, the "cumulative effect" nonetheless became evident to me when it was over: Well I'll be damned... those shadows in the darker parts of my home do look a little more foreboding, after all. I guess that means the movie worked. 




Edit: Rampop's rating: Decent.

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Posted by Jinnistan
10/30/2023 5:09 pm
#80


 


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