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Really disappointed in the lack of quality lawnmower crash gifs on Google.
Anyway, I got to get to the couch, it's Katie Couric time.
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Little did this humble Appalachian boy know, but soon he would learn, in that lifelong pursuit of the figure to fill that missing J-Daddy's void, making a living as a nude lawn–muncher brings one into contact with some very powerful people...
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I was afraid that RCMP joke might be in bad taste, but now I look and I see, look out guys, J.D.'s got peeps up there in Toronto, too! No womb is safe; he's bringin' his holy lamp dance to all the cat ladies of Ontario!
(Apparently he and Jamil Jivani really do go back... I confess that my ignorant ass didn't know who Jamil Jivani was until I looked him up just now, so I'll have to defer to you guys; he seems cool, I guess?)
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Like legendary actor Gary Johnston before him, J.D. was also required to take a warm salty wad in the mouth from Spottswoode in order to re–gain the trust of Team America.
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(You'll have to imagine Spottswoode's stoic loins to the right, just out–of frame)
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And not a moment too soon, for his rendezvous with destiny...
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Oh shit! I had no idea Vance was married to an Indian–American woman; that kind of muddles my post about J.D. Vansh. That was a total coincidence.
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But it's below–the–belt to exploit JD's fatherlessness, anyway.
...Thankfully his grandmother was there to raise him.
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