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You asked for it, America, and you got it! Democracy! Let's get to know the man one millimeter of air away from being Commander in Chief of the United States of America.
A fetching lad even before life went to color, he is well–remembered by former classmates for bragging about having logged the most succubus attacks in a single school year.
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Vance writes in his memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, that his Appalachian upbringing was characterized by poverty, childlessness, and abuse.
Not much is known about his estranged first wife, Guartwish.
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Rampop II wrote:
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Any nude lawn-munching?
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LOL’d as soon as I opened the thread.
Good stuff. Keep going.
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Vance's mentor and guardian, Peter Thiel. (A.I. Image Optimization)
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Cleaning up his act, Vance became more active in the church...
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...and volunteered countless hours to the cause of ending childlessness.
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Yes, those were the acid years, weren't they? I mean, look at those pupils.
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His real father, J.D. Vansh, wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
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(last known photo; presumed to be in protective custody under the RCMP)
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Was it thence his tragic lifetime of nude lawn–munching was borne?
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The brief bud lite and bath salt bender of 2012.