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11/07/2024 10:30 pm  #1


Meet J.D. Vance

You asked for it, America, and you got it! Democracy! Let's get to know the man one millimeter of air away from being Commander in Chief of the United States of America.


A fetching lad even before life went to color, he is well–remembered by former classmates for bragging about having logged the most succubus attacks in a single school year.

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11/07/2024 10:41 pm  #2


Re: Meet J.D. Vance

Vance writes in his memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, that his Appalachian upbringing was characterized by poverty, childlessness, and abuse. 


Not much is known about his estranged first wife, Guartwish.

 

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11/07/2024 10:46 pm  #3


Re: Meet J.D. Vance

I like where this is going...


 

11/07/2024 10:46 pm  #4


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11/07/2024 10:50 pm  #5


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Jinnistan wrote:

I like where this is going...

Feel free to jump in. 

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11/07/2024 10:50 pm  #6


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"Milk it!!!"

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11/07/2024 10:55 pm  #7


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Rampop II wrote:

Jinnistan wrote:

I like where this is going...

Feel free to jump in. 

Any nude lawn-munching?


 

11/07/2024 11:00 pm  #8


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LOL’d as soon as I opened the thread.

Good stuff. Keep going.


I am not above abusing mod powers for my own amusement.
 

11/07/2024 11:07 pm  #9


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Vance's mentor and guardian, Peter Thiel.  (A.I. Image Optimization)


 

11/07/2024 11:11 pm  #10


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"Those couch cushions had it coming."
 


 

11/07/2024 11:15 pm  #11


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11/07/2024 11:29 pm  #12


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Cleaning up his act, Vance became more active in the church...

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11/07/2024 11:30 pm  #13


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...and volunteered countless hours to the cause of ending childlessness.

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11/07/2024 11:32 pm  #14


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JD Vance = the shittiest Darkman villain?


 

11/07/2024 11:39 pm  #15


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Yes, those were the acid years, weren't they? I mean, look at those pupils.

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11/07/2024 11:52 pm  #16


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His real father, J.D. Vansh, wants absolutely nothing to do with him. 

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11/08/2024 12:00 am  #17


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(last known photo; presumed to be in protective custody under the RCMP) 

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11/08/2024 12:00 am  #18


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lol

 

11/08/2024 1:04 am  #19


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Was it thence his tragic lifetime of nude lawn–munching was borne? 


 

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11/08/2024 1:16 am  #20


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The brief bud lite and bath salt bender of 2012.


 

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