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Really disappointed in the lack of quality lawnmower crash gifs on Google.
Anyway, I got to get to the couch, it's Katie Couric time.
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Little did this humble Appalachian boy know, but soon he would learn, in that lifelong pursuit of the figure to fill that missing J-Daddy's void, making a living as a nude lawn–muncher brings one into contact with some very powerful people...
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I was afraid that RCMP joke might be in bad taste, but now I look and I see, look out guys, J.D.'s got peeps up there in Toronto, too! No womb is safe; he's bringin' his holy lamp dance to all the cat ladies of Ontario!
(Apparently he and Jamil Jivani really do go back... I confess that my ignorant ass didn't know who Jamil Jivani was until I looked him up just now, so I'll have to defer to you guys; he seems cool, I guess?)
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Like legendary actor Gary Johnston before him, J.D. was also required to take a warm salty wad in the mouth from Spottswoode in order to re–gain the trust of Team America.
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(You'll have to imagine Spottswoode's stoic loins to the right, just out–of frame)
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And not a moment too soon, for his rendezvous with destiny...
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Oh shit! I had no idea Vance was married to an Indian–American woman; that kind of muddles my post about J.D. Vansh. That was a total coincidence.
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But it's below–the–belt to exploit JD's fatherlessness, anyway.
...Thankfully his grandmother was there to raise him.
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Thread StarterA lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Everybody's into weirdness right here.