Point: The Woke Merchants of Hollywood (*gay jews*) are blacklisting and blueballing *our* most talented and successful filmmakers, who coincidentally may have descended from one particular northern penisula or another, refusing to honor this excellent fraternity of pure creative potency with even a single award or nomination in years, in order to placate the less talented and less qualified and less privileged people making films about ableism and etsy and they won't even subtitle the ebonics for queen's speakers, and that this and this alone is the reason why we've seen a precipitous drop in theater attendence and Oscar ratings and TikTok is taking over and countercolonizing our children's ideas about science and history.

Counterpoint: The hell?