Rampop II wrote:
Mishandled documents case DISMISSED?!?!??? WWHHHATTTTT?????
Oh, on the basis of what Fuckface Clarence Pubic Hair Thomas wrote in his concurring opinion on Presidential immunity: the special counsel is unconstitutional.
When I woke up this morning I had temporarily forgotten about the nightmare I was waking up to.
That was next on my docket...
On the more optimistic note, this ruling will undoubtedly be appealed up to the 11th Circuit, and even if it makes it back to SCOTUS, it's not necessarily guaranteed that they will support the dismissal, as Clarence Thomas was the only justice to mention his qualms about the legality of the Special Prosecutor, and had to write his own separate opinion for it. That suggests that the other conservatives weren't willing to go that far. (Although Brent Kavanaugh, for one, has specifically railed against the precedent of Morrison v. Olsen, a 1988 decision which allowed for an Independent Counsel, which is a very similar appointment.) Jack Smith will also quite likely ask to have Aileen Cannon recused from the case, and judging from the criticism of her work from legal analysts, I'd say that has a pretty good shot. Sure, this will all take a pretty good chunk of time, but this case was not going to see a jury this year regardless.
There's talk that this decision dropped today to slip by under the coverage of Trump's shooting. I doubt that. I think that Cannon wanted to drop this today as an opening salvo for the RNC convention, where it will definitely be celebrated.
It's worth noting what Thomas actually wrote in his minority concurring decision:
If this unprecedented prosecution is to proceed, it must be conducted by someone duly authorized to do so by the American people. The lower courts should thus answer these essential questions concerning the Special Counsel’s appointment before proceeding.
Aileen Cannon did not do that. In contrast to her notorious "slow-walking" of every little minute motion in the case thus far, Cannon rather hastly decided that she was simply going to use Thomas' asking the question as its own inherent answer, and unilaterally dropped the case on the basis of the existence of the question. And the fact that no other justice was williing to even sign on to that question apparently failed to phase her.
And on the really weird and wild side, this could possibly also cause Hunter Biden's case to get thrown out because, um, he was charged by Special Prosecutor David Weiss. Personally, I'd rather see both Donald and Hunter get convicted, myself.